the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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