ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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