In the future we'll all be gay
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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