Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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