so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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