She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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