this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
ok first of all what the fuck
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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