that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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