you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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