She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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