okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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