There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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