Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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