Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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