I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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