i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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