and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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