How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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