HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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