See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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