Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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