It's Friday. Sex?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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