he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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