It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
