Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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