what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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