is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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