im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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