I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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