sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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