The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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