On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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