So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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