I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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