if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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