no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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