Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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