im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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