Dual....:-)
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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