It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
