eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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