What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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