My first STD was from a foam party
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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