Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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