Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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