you're like a bully in the Christmas story
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
