ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Girls should come with a carfax report
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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