everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Blood and glitter go together right?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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