normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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