you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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